January 2012
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I'm drinking champagne & eating bacon & eggos...
December 2011
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“It would be a terrible mistake to go through life thinking that people are the...”
– This Is Where I Leave You, by Jonathan Tropper
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I remember at some point in high school I came up with the goofy idea that whoever I was going to end up marrying would really love pretzels so that whenever we ate Chex Mix, there’d be someone to eat the pretzels, & they wouldn’t go to waste. (It would be worth mentioning that I really hate little dried pretzels, such as the ones that come in Chex Mix.) However, I have decided...
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"The Nutcracker" Ballet Performance - The Colbert... →
spyderlashes:
Prepare to die…laughing!
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Finally!
My teachers acknowledge that I’m smart enough that I don’t even have to take their exams, they’ll just go ahead and give me an A. (Just kidding…except that I really did just get an email about how I’m exempt from my Spanish Civilization exam tomorrow because I already have an A.)
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*Internet: Sounds of the Season: A Realistic... →
bradengraeber:
With such Holiday favorites as:
1. “Forced Compliments and Feigned Interest Towards People You Don’t Know”
2. “The Click of a Porch Light Preventing Strangers from Singing on Your Property”
3. “Dad Yelling at the GPS on the Way to Grandma’s”
4. “Your Newly Vegan Cousin Scoffing at the…
The Worst Album Covers →
The Handless Organist miiiight just be my favorite.